Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I'm sooooo HOOD!

So, I wake up this morning at like 5:57 to the ringing of my cell phone, it was a text message. I get up to check it, it was super sunny already; I about died and had a heart attack thinking I had over slept! No it was a fucking text message from a girls husband!

we will name her Jane*
** back story,  Jane and her husband have been having some issues blah blah they have gotten into it physically ,and trust me I have tried everything to get her out of this situation and nothing has sunk in yet! I can not fix stupid.**

On Earth day at school one of their fights where going on she was telling us all sorts of shit, he was going to come up there ..blah blah ...I take her home .. i'm nervous, I don't want to leave her there..she looked like she wanted nothing to do with going inside but she did it anyway. We had a plan we had talked about  it since 8 am in the morning till 5, and an  hour in traffic! She was standing her ground she was going to leave. I told her, stay with me for the weekend just so you can  have a moment for your  thoughts. I get a call at about sixish in the afternoon it is one of our friends asking for her ..she's called , texted nothing. I called her and waited...and waited a little longer then I called her again NOTHING. Our friend called me frantic, she said she just had a terrible feeling. I too had that stomach turning feeling going on;  dude something isn't right I know my girl, She knows I worry!

I figure to myself I'd rather be safe rather than sorry. Informing husband (while dancing around with our basically two year old) (sad face I can not believe my human is getting so big!)  he shouts to me in a rather goofy voice " Take the gun with you" Um??? did i miss something? I am not afraid a 5'4 man! he can kiss my  few shades lighter than  nuttella ass! I don't need it! I run out the door, grabbed our friend and headed to Jane's house ..knock ,knock everything is ok, he's leaving ok, she decides to stay fine,fine! Knowing that she wasn't hurt or anything was worth the short drive.

NOW BACK TO THIS MORNING!

I wake to threatening text messages; Not only is it the butt crack of DAWN!
This guy thought it would be cool to threaten my husband and I, reading this all I can think about is are you fucking kidding me? This was so important to you, you fucking needed to it first thing? I am sorry do you not have a life bro that must suck for you!

This is what it consisted of, now I am not "grammer nazi" but ummmm yeah this is just terrible!

"so on the real you brought a gun to my house, if i ever see your husband he better pray to god he has has a gun, yall fucked up cuz yall dont know me tell him to bring his ass to come see me anywhere anytime"


He went one to say

"and YOU aint ever dont it. ill beat your fuck ass dont talk shit just come see me"


Are you fucking kidding me? Who the fuck are you? Some "gangster" a "thugg" because you are making yourself sound hellatiously stupid right now. I am an adult, I am not going to sit there and let you have your way with me but I am most definitely not going to waist my time on petty fucking bullshit that bus left years ago. Jane knows because I thought it was funny, MY husband telling me to take a gun some where is like me telling him to become an occupy protester it is just not in me. I know how to use it, I am not scared of it. I just don't think I need to walk around like a paranoid bag of douche. I understand it was for my safety..I had no idea of what I was walking into, the upside down pain in  my stomach told me that unfortunately I could be stepping into ANYTHING! In all actuality it wasn't a horrible idea. I just couldn't do it, it is not me...luckily nothing happened and everything was goodies.


BUT MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR, You had me angry at breakfast! I felt like I was in hell because she refused to do anything that meant standing her ground... again I can not fix stupid this is ridiculous he's insulting you, breaking you, EVEN physically hurting you; yet you just let it slide! You know why it's happening but you are not seeing the bigger picture ohhh he'll be ok with spice ummmm that is not OK the kid can not be nice when he's fucking stoned an a douche when its not there...its worse than feening its just like bi polar just  180 flip , Its fucking stupid it will kill you, it's hurting people, the addiction rate for this is HUGE here in Clarksville..How do you sell something that imitates something illegal? Answer me that yo? Last time I checked the real shit could be at least made into all sorts of useful textiles and what not! (we'll save that one for another day!)

Any way! I have had enough of this high school drama for one day! Not only did I have to miss class but I had to sit there and baby you because the truth was entirely too painful!



mannnnnnnn woooosahhh.

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